Boyfriends...

For some reason, I have a weird habit of writing two blog posts, one right after the other. I guess it's because I have a lot on my mind. Anyways...

I've had a bunch of people tell me lately that I'm lonely and need a boyfriend. What a bunch of poppycock! Do I appear lonely to you?! (asks the girl who writes blogs all day...)

I'll have you know, I don't NEED a boyfriend, because I already have one. His name is Damon Salvatore.
There is no law against someone having a fictional boyfriend(ok, so I don't know this for fact, but come on!). As we all know, fictional males are usually 70% better than actual males(again, I don't know this for fact. I'm just saying how it appears to me). This is especially true when you live in a smaller town and the number of decent boys are limited(this I KNOW is a fact!). So really, what other choice do we females have? Like the icky guys of the real world? No, thank you.

Jay-Oh-Bee

I need a job! Instead of sitting around on my butt all day, I could be working and getting paid and meeting all sorts of new people. My friend Tonya has the right idea. She's had a job for almost a year now and she's loaded, has her own car, and isn't ever wrapped up in any stupid drama. That's pretty awesome, I think! Oh, how I love money and working. I really do enjoy working. I love the feeling of accomplishment! It makes me feel like I've done something worth while. This sounds kind of greedy for a kid who wants a job really bad BUT....I wish I could get a job taking pictures for someone. Maybe for a newspaper or helping someone with their advertisement. Maybe I could get a job taking pictures for people once I get my own car and license, but in order to get a car, I have to have a job. It's not like I haven't tried to get a job, because I have! I've applied to quite a few places, actually. It's just that no one is hiring or they pick the adults over the kids. Bah, I just need to try harder, I suppose.

I wonder what it is I intend to write

I have pretty much no emotion right now because I'm super bored and I choose to wallow in self pity instead of fixing the problem. =P None of my friends are online or texting me, I have no job to go to, I have no car, and the Internet is uneventful(proof that the rest of the world is bored too, perhaps?). What am I supposed to do when I'm so bored all I want to do is go back to sleep? UGH. I really need to get a life and quit depending on others to amuse me. It's not like I'm a little kid, for goodness sakes! Ok, I'm done moping. I'm just going to go find something to do.

P.S. I don't blame you in the least if you didn't read all that. I was just venting. ;]

T_T

No friends, no job, no car, no boyfriend, no money, no church tonight.....I'm bored to tears.

THINGS I WILL PROBABLY DO

• I will probably dare someone to eat something gross (e.i. a worm, piece of grass)
• I will probably get a miniature horse when I grow up.
• I will probably spit on at least 30 people unintentionally before I die.
• I will probably swim with my kids some day.
• I will probably always like chicken more than turkey.
• I will probably go rock climbing in the future.
• I will probably never give up the dream of becoming either a vampire, pirate, wizard, or ninja.
  

THINGS I WILL NEVER DO

• I will never dare any one to drink something vile or possibly harmful (e.i. vinegar)
• I will never, I repeat, NEVER have a pet bird. Ever.
• I will never spit on someone intentionally. That is absolutely disgusting.
• I will never swim with sharks.
• I will never purposely eat meat that comes from an animal other than the usual.
• I will never sky dive.
• I will never never become a vampire, pirate, wizard, or ninja.

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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy New Year's, and for whatever else I missed....I wish you a joyful one of those too! ;]