THINGS I WILL NEVER DO

• I will never dare any one to drink something vile or possibly harmful (e.i. vinegar)
• I will never, I repeat, NEVER have a pet bird. Ever.
• I will never spit on someone intentionally. That is absolutely disgusting.
• I will never swim with sharks.
• I will never purposely eat meat that comes from an animal other than the usual.
• I will never sky dive.
• I will never never become a vampire, pirate, wizard, or ninja.