The Bald Frog

Once upon a time, there was a bald frog. He was so bald, that if the sun hit his head JUST RIGHT, the shine that bounced off could blind a man. The frog became horribly depressed, because he liked to sunbathe, but could no longer do so without risking a life. A fairy heard the frog's depressed thoughts, and said to herself, "I shall give this frog the answer to his problems." The fairy took off for the frog's house, and when she got there, she scared the bajeebers out of the frog. He jumped as high as, well, as high as a frog. The fairy smiled, knowing how much he loved the sun, and gave him a box with a little bow on top. "Here, Frog, take this, and remember this kind act I have shown you." The fairy disappeared, and the frog opened the box. Inside, was the most lush wig he had ever seen. He put the wig on, and walked outdoors, waiting to see what would happen. People came up to the frog, asking if they could run their fingers through his new head of hair. The frog was finally at peace, and they all lived happily ever after. THE END