The Fat Cat

Once there was a cat,
Who was very very fat.
His eating schedule was easily understood,
Eat 24 hours of the day. And eat he would.
He did no exercises, for they made him tired.
So he sat on the couch, eating food before it expired.
The cat ate and ate, and ate some more.
He ate until he could no longer ignore.
He realized he could no longer see his feet,
And he realized that when he walked, the floor would creak.
He started to wonder how come he couldn't jump on the table.
Which he used to do, back when he was able.
His bulky size started to stick out to him like a sore thumb.
The cat then decided that the battle had begun!
For the next few months, he ate nothing put mice.
No pudding, no cake, no bread, and no rice.
No donuts, no candy, no cream made of ice.
No, he ate nothing but mice mice mice mice!
After awhile, the cat grew very thin.
He purred triumphantly-this battle he was to win!
He ran around the yard, ready to shed a few more pounds,
When he heard the most evil of evil sounds.
"Dingle dingle dingle!" went the ice cream truck,
The driver wasn't in it at that moment. Oh what luck!
The cat started towards it, but then stopped himself quick.
"How am I going to win if I go and make myself sick?!"
The cat turned around and began to walk back home.
"Oh my..what I'd give for an ice cream cone!"
"With chocolate and vanilla and candy on top!"
And with that, the cat ran towards the truck, not to be stopped.
The once skinny cat came out of that truck very slow.
For now, slow was the only speed he could go!
The cat waddled slowly off back to his house,
Wondering if he might be able to catch himself a mouse.
That night, the cat was laying on his bed,
When an interesting thought popped into his head.
"Maybe cats are meant to be lazy and fat!"
"Maybe I was just BORN to be like that!"
"If this is the case, then no more diet for me!"
"Bring on the pies and cakes! Oh, and maybe a cookie."

A Short Star Wars Story That I Wrote

Aba Fedd crouched down at the top of an old tree house in the middle of Kashyyyk. She was on a mission. A mission, unlike any she had had in the past. She was to take down one of the more feared Sith Lords, the dark Lord Riethan. Just a little bit longer... thought Aba. She had been hiding in this abandoned tree house for nearly 5 hours, waiting for the person closest to the Sith Lord to appear. Bounty hunters were trained to wait any amount of time. The credits were usually worth the wait, in the end. So Aba waited, sweat starting to bead on her forehead. Suddenly, there was movement in the woods. Aba stiffened, ready to pounce on her target. Her eyes narrowed, trying to make out who , or what, was coming. A man appeared out of the woods, looking over his shoulder as if he was being followed. Aba allowed herself a small grin. It was time to take action. As the man walked under the tree house, Aba jumped down, using great agility, as if she herself were a Jedi. The man had sensed her coming though, and already had his blood red lightsaber out by the time she was on the ground. "Well well well. Look who it is." said the man to Aba. "I was beginning to wonder when I'd see your face." Aba smiled with no humour. "It's always nice to know that one is expected, but let's get right to the nitty gritty, shall we?" Aba whipped her gun out, about to shoot, but Denjaloleb was too quick for her. He knocked the gun out of her hand, sending it flying into the woods behind him. "Did you really think you could kill me with a mere blaster?" Aba's eyes got large and a look of shock came over her face. Denjaloleb snarled. "What are you gawking at??" He turned around to where Aba was staring and there, right behind him was his master: Lord Riethan. Lord Riethan looked down at his apprentice, a cold look in his unhuman eyes. Denjaloleb got to his knees. "Lord Riethan, what are you doing...." "I've come to finish you off, apprentice." said Riethan, cutting his apprentice off. "It appears to me that you have taken much too long to kill the enemy." Denjaloleb looked up, fear on his face. "B-b-but Master, I've only jus...." "Enough." Lord Riethan ignited his light saber and drove it into Denjaloleb's back before the once upon a time apprentice could finish his last sentence. "Now," said Riethan calmly, looking at Aba. "It's time we got this over with." Aba did the only thing she could think of. She went straight up in the air with her jet pack. Suddenly, she heard a scream from below. Aba knew she couldn't fly very well, but the sight she saw made her proud of her poor flying skills. Lord Riethan, the dark Sith Lord, was quickly burning to death. Aba had took off at an unusual angle, making the jets hit Riethan's cloak, starting the burning process. As the fire climbed to Riethan's hair, the screaming worsened, and so did Riethan's threats. "CURSE YOU, ABA!! YOU SHALL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!" As Riethan talked, he used a Force jump to jump up to Aba, where he grabbed her, and wouldn't let go. Aba tried to shake him off, but it was no use. She was quickly engulfed in flames too. As the fire got to Aba's back, she was, by that time, dead, as well as Lord Riethan. They sped back down to the ground, where their bones broke into a hundred pieces, and they lay next to the body of Denjaloleb.

The Bald Frog

Once upon a time, there was a bald frog. He was so bald, that if the sun hit his head JUST RIGHT, the shine that bounced off could blind a man. The frog became horribly depressed, because he liked to sunbathe, but could no longer do so without risking a life. A fairy heard the frog's depressed thoughts, and said to herself, "I shall give this frog the answer to his problems." The fairy took off for the frog's house, and when she got there, she scared the bajeebers out of the frog. He jumped as high as, well, as high as a frog. The fairy smiled, knowing how much he loved the sun, and gave him a box with a little bow on top. "Here, Frog, take this, and remember this kind act I have shown you." The fairy disappeared, and the frog opened the box. Inside, was the most lush wig he had ever seen. He put the wig on, and walked outdoors, waiting to see what would happen. People came up to the frog, asking if they could run their fingers through his new head of hair. The frog was finally at peace, and they all lived happily ever after. THE END

The Blind Smiley

Once upon a time, there was a little smiley that was blind in one eye. -_O He was a quiet soul, never speaking, not because he was mute, but because he rather liked seeing the world fly by with one less voice. Well one day, a magical fairy princess flew by the blind smiley's house, and her heart went out to him. "Aww, the poor lil thing! He needs to see this loud, annoying world with BOTH eyes!!" So the magical fairy princess picked up the smiley, and asked if him if she could blow into his eyes with her magic breath(no, it wasn't a new brand of mouth wash). The blind smiley wouldn't speak, but in his mind, he protested greatly. The fairy just laughed a loud annoying laugh, and blew into his eyes.

-_O....O_O >_< *smiley speaks* OW!! MY EYE!! OWWWW!!! THE BURN!! FEEL THE BURN!! OMG!! OW!!!!

The fairy gulped. T_T "Maybe that wasn't such a great idea..."